YOU SAID:
I would be hella nice to get some coffee and joe
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーとジョーを飲んでよかったです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm glad I had coffee and Joe.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコーヒーとジョーを飲んでうれしいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm glad to have coffee and Joe.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコーヒーとジョーを飲めてうれしいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am glad to have coffee and Joe.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコーヒーとジョーを飲んでうれしいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm glad to have coffee and Joe.
INTO JAPANESE
私はコーヒーとジョーを飲めてうれしいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am glad to have coffee and Joe.
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