YOU SAID:

I won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck!

INTO JAPANESE

私は壊れたおかしくなり首に金目たるを獲得!

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I freaking broken freaking won a gold medal in the neck!

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私は首に金目たるを獲得、壊れておかしくおかしくなり!

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I won the gold medal in the neck, broken freaking crazy!

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私はおかしくなり狂気が壊れて、首に金目たるを獲得!

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I freaking broken madness, won a gold medal in the neck!

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私はおかしくなり壊れた狂気は首に金目たるを獲得!

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I freaking crazy broken won the gold medal on the neck!

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私は狂気の首に金目たるを獲得した壊れておかしくなり!

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I won a gold medal on the neck of the crazy, crazy broken!

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私はクレイジー、クレイジーの壊れた首に金目たるを獲得!

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I won the gold medal in the crazy, crazy broken neck!

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私は首が壊れてクレイジー、クレイジーで金目たるを獲得!

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My neck is broken, crazy, crazy, won a gold medal!

INTO JAPANESE

私の首は壊れている、クレイジー、クレイジー、金目たるを獲得!

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My neck is broken, crazy, crazy, and a gold medal won!

INTO JAPANESE

私の首は壊れている、クレイジー、クレイジー、そして金目たるを獲得!

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My neck is broken, crazy, crazy, and won a gold medal!

INTO JAPANESE

私の首は壊れている、クレイジー、クレイジーを金目たるを獲得!

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My neck is broken, crazy, crazy won a gold medal!

INTO JAPANESE

私の首は壊れ、クレイジー、クレイジーは、金目たるを獲得!

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My neck is broken, crazy, crazy won a gold medal!