YOU SAID:
I won a gold medal with a broken freakin neck!
INTO JAPANESE
私は壊れた freakin の首に金目たるを獲得!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I won the gold medal a broken freakin neck!
INTO JAPANESE
私は壊れた freakin の首に金目たるを獲得!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I won the gold medal a broken freakin neck!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.