YOU SAID:

I woke up with a...clown's hand...in my pants. T-That's what I did today.

INTO JAPANESE

覚めた a...clown の手で... 私のズボン。T-それは私が今日しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

By a...clown I woke up. In my pants. T-which I did today.

INTO JAPANESE

A...clown で覚めた。私のズボン。T は、私が今日でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up in the A...clown. In my pants. T, I was today.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、A...clown で目が覚めた。私のズボン。T、今日でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up in the A...clown. In my pants. Today, the T.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、A...clown で目が覚めた。私のズボン。今日、t.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up in the A...clown. In my pants. Today, t...

INTO JAPANESE

私は、A...clown で目が覚めた。私のズボン。今日、t.

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up in the A...clown. In my pants. Today, t...