YOU SAID:
I woke up, with a bad hangover, and my genitalia were missing again.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、ひどい二日酔いで目が覚めたし、私の性器が欠落していたもう一度。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I was, once again, woke up with a terrible hangover and my genitals were missing.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、もう一度、ひどい二日酔いに目が覚めた、私の性器が欠落していた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I once again woke up to a bad hangover my genitals were missing.
INTO JAPANESE
もう一度起きてひどい二日酔い私の性器が欠落していた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once again the terrible hangover my genitals were missing.
INTO JAPANESE
もう一度ひどい二日酔い私の性器は行方不明だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Once again bad hangover my genitals were missing.
INTO JAPANESE
もう一度私の性器が不足していました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My genitals were running short again.
INTO JAPANESE
私の性器は再び短く走っていた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My genitals ran again short.
INTO JAPANESE
私の性器は再び短く走った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My genitals ran again short.
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