YOU SAID:

I woke up today covered in ants; it was a horrible experience, which I could never recommend. On the plus side, I did get to eat breakfast in bed.

INTO JAPANESE

今日蟻で覆われてと覚めた私は決してお勧めする恐ろしい経験だった。プラス側では、私はベッドで朝食を取得しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up covered with Ant today and was a horrible experience to never recommend. On the plus side, I did get breakfast in bed.

INTO JAPANESE

今日蟻で覆われて目が覚めたし、決してお勧めする恐ろしい経験だった。プラス側では、私はベッドで朝食を取得しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It was a frightening experience today are covered with ants, woke up and never recommended. On the plus side, I did get breakfast in bed.

INTO JAPANESE

恐ろしい経験は今日アリで覆われているが、目が覚めたことをお勧めします。プラス側では、私はベッドで朝食を取得しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is recommended that horrible experience today is covered in ants, but woke up. On the plus side, I did get breakfast in bed.

INTO JAPANESE

恐ろしい体験今日アリで覆われているが、目が覚めたことをお勧めします。プラス側では、私はベッドで朝食を取得しました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It is recommended that horrible experience today is covered in ants, but woke up. On the plus side, I did get breakfast in bed.