YOU SAID:

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my chinpo was missing again, don't worry this happens all the time, it's detachable.

INTO JAPANESE

私は悪い二日酔いで今朝目を覚まし、私のチンポは再び行方不明だった、これはすべての時間が起こることを心配しないでください、それは取り外し可能です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my was missing again, don't worry this will happen all the time, it's removable.

INTO JAPANESE

私は悪い二日酔いで今朝目を覚まし、私は再び行方不明だった、これはすべての時間が起こることを心配しないでください、それは取り外し可能です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and I was missing again, don't worry this will happen all the time, it's removable.

INTO JAPANESE

私は悪い二日酔いで今朝目を覚まし、私は再び行方不明だった、これはすべての時間が起こることを心配しないでください、それは取り外し可能です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and I was missing again, don't worry this will happen all the time, it's removable.