YOU SAID:
I wish to crank one out on my sister's grave
INTO JAPANESE
私は妹の墓で1つをクロールします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crawl one at my sister's grave.
INTO JAPANESE
私は妹の墓でoneう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm one at my sister's grave.
INTO JAPANESE
私は妹の墓にいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am at my sister's grave.
INTO JAPANESE
私は妹の墓にいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am at my sister's grave.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.