YOU SAID:
I wish the river ran through my liver into my cereal or my dog’s food because he, a good boy, enjoys spicy river juice.
INTO JAPANESE
良い男の子である彼は辛い川のジュースを楽しんでいるので、川が私の肝臓を通り抜けて穀物や犬の餌に流れていたらと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A good boy, he enjoys spicy river juice, so I wish the river had flowed through my liver to grain and dog food.
INTO JAPANESE
いい子、彼は辛い川のジュースを楽しんでいるので、川が私の肝臓を通って穀物やドッグフードに流れていたらよかったのに。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good boy, he enjoys spicy river juice, so I wish the river had flowed through my liver to grain and dog food.
INTO JAPANESE
いい子、彼は辛い川のジュースを楽しんでいるので、川が私の肝臓を通って穀物やドッグフードに流れていたらよかったのに。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good boy, he enjoys spicy river juice, so I wish the river had flowed through my liver to grain and dog food.
You've done this before, haven't you.