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I wish that I was a chicken with three wings, except with a donkey nose and the face of a rusty unicorn. I think that sporks are the best utensil ever created and that pigs should be the head of parliament. Do you like marching band? Because sousaphones are tremendously hard to carry

INTO JAPANESE

ロバの鼻と錆びたユニコーンの顔を除いて、私は3つの翼を持つ鶏だったらいいのに。私は、豚肉はこれまでに作成された最高の道具であり、豚は議会の長であるべきだと思います。マーチングバンドは好きですか?スーザフォンは運ぶのが非常に難しいので

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Except for the donba's nose and rusty unicorn face, I wish I were a chicken with three wings. I think pork is the best tool ever created and pigs should be the head of Congress. Do you like marching bands?

INTO JAPANESE

ドンバの鼻と錆びたユニコーンの顔を除いて、私は3つの翼を持つ鶏だったらいいのに。私は豚肉がこれまでに作成された最高のツールであり、豚は議会の長でなければならないと思います。マーチングバンドは好きですか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Except for Donba's nose and rusty unicorn face, I wish I were a chicken with three wings. I think pork is the best tool ever created and the pig must be the head of Congress. Do you like marching bands?

INTO JAPANESE

ドンバの鼻と錆びたユニコーンの顔を除いて、私は3つの翼を持つ鶏だったらいいのに。私は豚肉が今までに作成された最高のツールであり、豚は議会の長でなければならないと思います。マーチングバンドは好きですか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Except for Donba's nose and rusty unicorn face, I wish I were a chicken with three wings. I think pork is the best tool ever created and the pig must be the head of Congress. Do you like marching bands?