YOU SAID:
I wish that I could talk like a moron.
INTO JAPANESE
私は馬鹿のように話すことができたらいいと思う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I could talk like a fool.
INTO JAPANESE
私は愚か者のように話すことができたらいいと思う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I could talk like a fool.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.