YOU SAID:

I wish somebody would eat my house so that I could tell the rest of the village that somebody ate my house. Oh, look! A dragon ate my house. How convenient.

INTO JAPANESE

私は誰かが私の家を食べたことを村の残りの部分に伝えるために誰かが私の家を食べたらいいのに。ああ、見て!ドラゴンが私の家を食べた。なんて便利なのでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish someone ate my house to tell the rest of the village that someone had eaten my house. Oh, look! How convenient!

INTO JAPANESE

私は誰かが私の家を食べたことを村の残りの部分に伝えるために私の家を食べたらいいのに。ああ、見て!なんて便利なんだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish I had eaten my house to tell the rest of the village that someone had eaten my house. Oh, look!

INTO JAPANESE

私は誰かが私の家を食べたことを村の残りの部分に伝えるために私の家を食べていたらよかったのに。ああ、見て!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish I had eaten my house to tell the rest of the village that someone had eaten my house. Oh, look!