YOU SAID:
I wish potatoes had a consciousness
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいもに意識があったらいいのに
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I wish the potatoes were conscious
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じゃがいもが意識されていたらいいのに
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I wish I was aware of potatoes
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じゃがいもを知っていたらいいのに
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I wish I knew the potatoes
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じゃがいもを知っていたらいいのに
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I wish I knew the potatoes
You've done this before, haven't you.