YOU SAID:
i wish my potato would eat my father
INTO JAPANESE
私は私のじゃがいもが私の父を食べたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want my potatoes to eat my father
INTO JAPANESE
私のじゃがいもに父を食べさせたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want my potato to eat my father
INTO JAPANESE
私のじゃがいもに父を食べさせたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want my potato to eat my father
That didn't even make that much sense in English.