YOU SAID:
I wish my friend would freaking answer my texts.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の友人が私のテキストに答えるおかしなしたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would like to be funny my friend answers my text.
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の友人が私のテキストに答える面白いしたいと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would like to be funny my friend answers my text.
Come on, you can do better than that.