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i wish it were legal to beat kids
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私はそれが子供を打つことは合法だったと思う
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I think that it was legal that it hit kids
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私は子供が命中したのは合法だと思う
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I think that it is legal that the child has hit
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私は子供が命中したことは合法だと思う
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I think that the child had been hit is legal
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子がいたと思うヒットは合法
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Legal hit and there was a child
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法律ヒットとそこが子供だった
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Law hit and there was a child
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法律を打つし、子があった
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Beat the law and then had a child
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法律を打つし、子供を持っていた
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Beat the law and wanted to have children
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法律を破って、子どもが欲しい
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To break the law, I want children
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法律を破る、たい子供
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Break the law, you want kids
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法律を破るには、子供
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To break the law, kids
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子供、法律を破る
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Break the law, child
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法律、子供を破る
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Law breaks children
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法律は子供を傷つける
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Law hurts children
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法律は子供を傷つける
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Law hurts children
That didn't even make that much sense in English.