YOU SAID:
i wish i were dead i wish i were in bed
INTO JAPANESE
私は死んでいたらいいのに私はベッドにいたらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I were dead I wish I was in bed
INTO JAPANESE
私は私が寝ていたらいいのに死んでいたらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I were dead I wish I was asleep
INTO JAPANESE
私は死んでいたらいいのに私は眠っていたらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I were dead I wish I was asleep
You've done this before, haven't you.