YOU SAID:
i wish i was a unicorn that pooped rainbows and only ate candy floss
INTO JAPANESE
虹をうんちして綿菓子だけを食べたユニコーンだったらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish it was a unicorn that pooped on the rainbow and ate only cotton candy
INTO JAPANESE
虹にうんちをして綿菓子だけを食べたユニコーンだったらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish it was a unicorn who pooped on the rainbow and ate only cotton candy
INTO JAPANESE
虹にうんちをして綿菓子だけを食べたのはユニコーンだったらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish it was a unicorn that pooped on the rainbow and ate only cotton candy
INTO JAPANESE
虹にうんちをして綿菓子だけを食べたユニコーンだったらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish it was a unicorn who pooped on the rainbow and ate only cotton candy
INTO JAPANESE
虹にうんちをして綿菓子だけを食べたのはユニコーンだったらいいのに
it is unlikely that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium