YOU SAID:
I wish I was a chocolate bar
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チョコレート バーだったら
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If it's a chocolate bar
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チョコレート バーの場合
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If the chocolate bar
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もし、チョコレート ・ バー
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If you're chocolate bar
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チョコレート バーなら
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Chocolate
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Chocolate
That didn't even make that much sense in English.