YOU SAID:
I wish I was a better programmer, then I could have 1000000 dollars and rule the world with divine hacking skills
INTO JAPANESE
私がより優れたプログラマーであったら、1000000ドルを手に入れ、神聖なハッキングスキルで世界を支配できたらいいのにと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a better programmer, I wish I could get $ 1,000,000 and dominate the world with my sacred hacking skills.
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がより優れたプログラマーだったら、$ 1,000,000を手に入れ、私の神聖なハッキングスキルで世界を支配できたらいいのにと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a better programmer, I wish I could get $ 1,000,000 and dominate the world with my sacred hacking skills.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.