YOU SAID:
i wish i had hemorrhoids
INTO JAPANESE
私は痔になって欲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want me to become hemorrhoids
INTO JAPANESE
私は私に痔になりたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to be hemorrhoids to me
INTO JAPANESE
私は私に痔になりたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to be hemorrhoids to me
You've done this before, haven't you.