YOU SAID:
i wish i had hemorrhoids
INTO JAPANESE
私は痔になって欲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want me to become hemorrhoids
INTO JAPANESE
私は私に痔になりたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to be hemorrhoids to me
INTO JAPANESE
私は私に痔になりたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to be hemorrhoids to me
Come on, you can do better than that.