YOU SAID:
I wish I had eaten a cat once or twice.
INTO JAPANESE
私は一度か二度猫を食べたことを願います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hope you ate the cat once or twice.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが一度か二度猫を食べたと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think you ate the cat once or twice.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが猫を一度か二度食べたと思います。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I think you ate the cat once or twice.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.