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YOU SAID:

i wish i could steal children but for some reason its illegal and frowned upon by most of society

INTO JAPANESE

子供を盗めたらいいのに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

i wish i could steal a child

INTO JAPANESE

子供を盗めばいいのに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish I could steal a child

INTO JAPANESE

子供を盗めばいいのに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish I could steal a child

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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