YOU SAID:
I wish I could play Overwatch, but I can't, because my mother is watching over my cousin who is staying overnight against our will because of the shenanigans pulled by my aunt.
INTO JAPANESE
オーバーウォッチができたらいいのに、おばさんに引っ張られたシェナニガンのせいで、母が私たちの意志に反して一晩滞在しているいとこを見守っているので、できません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I could overwatch, but I can't because my aunt pulled Shenanigan and my mother was watching over my cousin who was staying overnight against our will.
INTO JAPANESE
見守りたいのですが、叔母がシェナニガンを引っ張って、母が私たちの意志に反して一晩滞在していたいとこを見守っていたので、私はできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd like to keep an eye on it, but I can't because my aunt pulled Shenanigan and my mother was watching over my cousin who was staying overnight against our will.
INTO JAPANESE
見守りたいのですが、叔母がシェナニガンを引っ張って、母が私たちの意志に反して一晩滞在していたいとこを見守っていたので、私はできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'd like to keep an eye on it, but I can't because my aunt pulled Shenanigan and my mother was watching over my cousin who was staying overnight against our will.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.