YOU SAID:
I wish I could eat some donkey right now
INTO JAPANESE
私は今いくつかのロバを食べることがしたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to eat some ass now.
INTO JAPANESE
私は今いくつかのお尻を食べたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to eat some ass now.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.