YOU SAID:
i wish i could eat children but for some reason its illegal
INTO JAPANESE
子供を食べられたらいいのに、どういうわけかそれは違法です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I could eat my kids but somehow it's illegal
INTO JAPANESE
子供たちを食べられたらいいのに、どういうわけかそれは違法です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish I could eat my kids but somehow it's illegal
You should move to Japan!