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i wish every person would just read a book about stabbing themselves

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私はすべての人がちょうど自分自身を刺すことについての本を読むだろうと思う

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I think I would read books about everyone just stab yourself

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私は誰もが自分自身を刺すことについて本を読むと思う

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I think that everyone reads books about stabbing themselves

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私は誰もが自分自身を刺すことについての本を読むと思う

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I think that everyone reads a book about stabbing themselves

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私は誰もが自分自身を刺すことについての本を読むと思う

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I think that everyone reads a book about stabbing themselves