YOU SAID:
I will yesn't touch myself today
INTO JAPANESE
今日は自分には触れない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I do not touch myself today
INTO JAPANESE
今日は自分に触れないで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do not touch yourself today
INTO JAPANESE
今日は自分に触れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please do not touch yourself today
INTO JAPANESE
今日は自分に触れないでください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please do not touch yourself today
That's deep, man.