YOU SAID:
I will take my dog to a shop and buy her anything she wants if this gets a thousand likes!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の犬を店に連れて行って、これが千好きになるならば彼女が欲しいものを彼女に買います!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I take my dog to the shop and if she likes a thousand she will buy her what she wants!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の犬を店に連れて行きます、そして彼女が千が好きなら彼女は彼女が欲しいものを彼女に買うでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will take my dog to the store and if she likes a thousand she will buy her what she wants!
INTO JAPANESE
私は私の犬を店に連れて行きます、そして彼女が千が好きなら彼女は彼女が欲しいものを彼女に買うでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will take my dog to the store and if she likes a thousand she will buy her what she wants!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.