YOU SAID:
I will spread cheese on your umbrella
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの傘にチーズを塗ってあげます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll put cheese on your umbrella
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの傘にチーズを乗せてあげるよ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll put cheese on your umbrella
That didn't even make that much sense in English.