YOU SAID:
I will smack you like a bad bad donkey, h’okay?
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを悪い悪いロバのように叩きます、大丈夫ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit you like a bad bad donkey, are you okay?
INTO JAPANESE
私は悪い悪いロバのようにあなたを殴りました、あなたは大丈夫ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hit you like a bad bad donkey, are you okay?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.