YOU SAID:
I will slap you with this eel
INTO JAPANESE
私はこのウナギであなたを叩くでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will strike you with this eel
INTO JAPANESE
私はこのウナギであなたを攻撃します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will attack you with this eel
INTO JAPANESE
私はこのウナギであなたを攻撃します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will attack you with this eel
That didn't even make that much sense in English.