YOU SAID:
i will shove a pen up your coochie
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのクーチーをペンで突きます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poke your coochy with a pen
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのクーチーをペンで突く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I poke your coochy with a pen
You've done this before, haven't you.