YOU SAID:
I will send a fully armed batalion to remind you of my love!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに私の愛を思い出させるために完全に武装したバロンを送るでしょう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will send you a fully armed baron to remind you of my love!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに私の愛を思い出させる完全に武装した男爵をお送りします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will send you a fully armed baron reminding you of my love!
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたに私の愛を思い出させる完全に武装した男爵をお送りします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will send you a fully armed baron reminding you of my love!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.