YOU SAID:

I will rise the Soviet union and bomb J. Zichko and have my friend take over Canada

INTO JAPANESE

私がソビエト連邦の上昇、j. Zichko の爆弾し、カナダを引き継ぐ私の友人

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I bomb of the rise of the Soviet Union, j. Zichko, and a friend of mine over Canada