YOU SAID:
I will presently sit down and eat my majestic blue cookies
INTO JAPANESE
私は今、座って私の壮大な青いクッキーを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I now sit and eat my magnificent blue cookies
INTO JAPANESE
今、私は座って私の素晴らしい青いクッキーを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I sit and eat my wonderful blue cookie
INTO JAPANESE
今、私は座って私の素晴らしい青いクッキーを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Now I sit and eat my wonderful blue cookie
That didn't even make that much sense in English.