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I will only eat barf on umbrellas
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私は傘の上のバーフを食べるだけです
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I only eat a burf on my umbrella
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私は傘の上に一口だけ食べます
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I only eat a bite on my umbrella
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私は傘の一口だけを食べる
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I eat only a bit of umbrella
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ほんの少しだけ傘を食べる
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Eat a little umbrella
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小さな傘を食べる
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Eat a small umbrella
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小さな傘を食べる
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