YOU SAID:
I will not send lard through the mail.
INTO JAPANESE
私は郵便でラードを送るつもりはない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not planning to send Lard by mail.
INTO JAPANESE
私はメールでLardを送るつもりはない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will not send Lard via email.
INTO JAPANESE
私は電子メールでLardを送信しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will not send Lard via email.
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