YOU SAID:
I will not barf unless I'm sick
INTO JAPANESE
私が病気でない限り、私はbarfしません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will not barf unless I am sick
INTO JAPANESE
私が病気でない限り、私はバーフしません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will not buff as long as I am not sick
INTO JAPANESE
私が病気でない限り、私はバフをしません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will not buff as long as I am not sick
That didn't even make that much sense in English.