YOU SAID:
I will never wear the shirt labeled: "Weekends coffee and puppies".
INTO JAPANESE
私は「週末のコーヒーと子犬」と書かれたシャツを着ることはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Not that I wear shirt written weekend coffee and puppies.
INTO JAPANESE
私は週末のコーヒーと子犬を書いたシャツを着ていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not wearing a shirt that wrote a weekend coffee and puppy.
INTO JAPANESE
私は週末のコーヒーと子犬を書いたシャツを着ていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am not wearing a shirt that wrote a weekend coffee and puppy.
You've done this before, haven't you.