YOU SAID:
i will microwave your child
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの子供を電子レンジにします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
microwave your child
INTO JAPANESE
お子様を電子レンジにかける
BACK INTO ENGLISH
put the kids in the microwave
INTO JAPANESE
子供たちを電子レンジに入れる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
put the kids in the microwave
Come on, you can do better than that.