YOU SAID:
I will literally commit arson if you don't give me my cookie back.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私に私のクッキーを返さなければ、私は文字通り放火を犯します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't return my cookies to me, I literally commit arson.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私のクッキーを私に返さなければ、私は文字通り放火を犯します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you don't return my cookies to me, I literally commit arson.
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