YOU SAID:
i will kill this cat if anyone says one more word about the salad
INTO JAPANESE
誰もがサラダについての単語を言う場合、私はこの猫を殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you say a word about salad, I kill this cat
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがサラダについての言葉を言う場合、私はこの猫を殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you say a word about salad, I kill this cat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.