YOU SAID:
i will kick someone in the shins and they will die.
INTO JAPANESE
誰かのすねを蹴ったら死ぬだろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you kick someone in the shin, you'll die.
INTO JAPANESE
人のすねを蹴ったら死ぬよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you kick someone in the shin, you'll die.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.