YOU SAID:
i will hang you upside the toenails if you speak to me
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私に話すならば、私はあなたの爪先を吊り上げます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you talk to me, I will lift your toes
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私に話すなら、私はあなたのつま先を持ち上げます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you talk to me, I will lift your toes
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