YOU SAID:
I will hang myself with a rope and call it a noose.
INTO JAPANESE
私はロープで自分を吊るし、縄と呼びます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hang myself with a rope and call it a rope.
INTO JAPANESE
私はロープで自分を吊るし、それをロープと呼びます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I hang myself with a rope and call it a rope.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.