YOU SAID:
I will grind your teeth into a paste and make you use it as hemorroid cream
INTO JAPANESE
歯を磨いてペースト状にし、痔のクリームとして使ってもらいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brush your teeth to make a paste and have it used as a hemorrhoid cream
INTO JAPANESE
歯を磨いてペーストを作り、痔のクリームとして使用してもらいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Brush your teeth to make a paste and have it used as a hemorrhoid cream
That didn't even make that much sense in English.