YOU SAID:
I will gladly pound you and your mustache to the ground.
INTO JAPANESE
私は喜んであなたと地面に、口ひげ、ポンドが。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm glad your mustache a pound on the ground is.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたの口ひげ地面にポンドがうれしいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm glad pounds on the ground of your mustache.
INTO JAPANESE
私は、口ひげの地面に喜んでポンドであります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am willing to the ground of the mustache, pounds.
INTO JAPANESE
髭は、ポンドの地面がつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beard is going to pound the ground.
INTO JAPANESE
ひげは、地面をポンドつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beard, ground pound is going.
INTO JAPANESE
ひげ、地上ポンドが起こっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beard, is going on the ground pound.
INTO JAPANESE
ひげ、地面ポンドで起こっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beard, is going on the ground and pound.
INTO JAPANESE
ひげ、地面とポンドが起こっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beard, a ground and pound is going.
INTO JAPANESE
ひげ、地面とポンドが起こっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Beard, a ground and pound is going.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.