YOU SAID:

I will fight you and your sister's pet dog even though he's a good boy Okay I won't fight your sister's dog but I'll fight you and your cousin's weird friend The one that's constantly grabbing his junk like really hard and it like clearly hurts him but he keeps doing it through his pocket Yeah that dude.

INTO JAPANESE

戦うあなたとあなたの妹のペット犬にもかかわらず、彼はよい少年です大丈夫あなたの妹の犬を戦うつもりはないが、私はあなたとあなたのいとこの奇妙な友人は常に彼のジャンクをつかむ 1 つを戦うよ本当にハードのようのようなそれは明らかに彼が痛い男彼のポケットの yes をやって続けています。