YOU SAID:

I will fight you and your sister's pet dog, even though he's a good boy. Okay, I won't fight your sister's dog, but I'll fight you and your cousin's weird friend. The one that's constantly grabbing his junk. Like, really, really hard. And it like, clearly hurts him, but he keeps doing it through his pocket. Yeah that dude.

INTO JAPANESE

彼はよい少年でも、あなたとあなたの妹のペット犬、戦うつもり。さて、あなたの妹の犬を戦うつもりはない、私はあなたとあなたのいとこの奇妙な友人を戦うよ。彼のジャンクをつかんでは、常に 1 つ。同様に、本当に、本当にハード。ようなそれは明らかに、彼が痛いが、彼は彼のポケットからそれをやって続けます。はい、男です。